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Thursday, October 28, 2004

Funny Stuff

Roaming around the internet finding some funny stuff...

We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreak revenge on the son-of-a-bitch who screwed us in the past.

Dreaming frees the soul, energizes the spirit and allows you to do things that would get you thrown in jail if you really tried them.

Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"

When it becomes a crime to love, you should probably consider dating outside the family.

If Life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then when Life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll learn him.

They say a smile is a gift, which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.








Most of this stolen from here

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